" माशूका गयी तेल लेने "

“Mashooka Gayi Tel Lene” shaadi…nayi…nayi…huyi…thi…biwi…badi…pyaari..mili…thi…apun…ko..abb…pata…nahin..ki…”maayke…waalon…”ne…
kya…sikha…ke..bheja…tha…usko?
ki…ek…to..
aate..hi…usne…meri…
“nathu…lall…” jaise tagdi moochon…ka…sabse…pehle…
“patta…saaf…kara…diya..”
“ab….apne…muh…se…kaise…kahun..?”…ki…
bilkul…”safachatt…maidaan”….
….samajh..gaye…na….
aur….ooper…se…roz…bina…kisi…”naagge”…ke…
teeno…time….”desi…ghee…”main…tall…tall…ke…apne…ko..
“tarr…mall”…khilane…lagi…ki…
jo…”pant…”shadi…se…pehle…
mujhe…thodi…dheeli…thi…
wo…ab…dono… “taango…” ke…bajai….
ek… “taang…” main…bhi…nahi..aa…rahi…thi..
meri…”ball..khati..huyi…”…kamar…jaise…
ek…”bhara…poora.. “kamra…” bann…chuki…thi…
main…bechara…”swaad…ka…mara…”…
“dinn..dooni…raat…chaugni…”
tezi….se…”scooty”…ke…bajai…”tata…407″..banta…ja…raha…tha
ji…haan…”tata…407″…wo…bhi.khaali…nahin…janab…balki…”
khoob…daba…ke..””overloaded”
ek…dinn….ek…purani….maashooka…ka…phone…aaya..
to…dill…khushi…ke..maare…”garden…garden…”ho…utha…
kya…khoob…lagti…thi…wo..
baddi…meethi…meethi…baatain…huyi…phone…parr
milne…ki…jagah..fix..huyi…
dill…khushi…ke..maare.. .
“baawla…huya…ja…raha..tha..”
subeh…jaldi…hi…uthh…gaya….
Brush kar seedha….nahane…ke…liye…chala…gaya…
saath…main…wahi…”sabun…”lekarr…gaya…tha…yaar…
jisne…kisi…bhi…bollywod…ki…heroine…ko..nahi..baksha…
sabko…apna…model…bana…ke…choda…
ab…to…unhone…”apne…shahrukh”…ko…bhi…pata…liya…hai..
ad…main…kaam…karne…ke…liye..
poora…ka…poora.sabun…ghiss…dala..lekin…tassali…nahi…ho…rahi…thi…
idhar…udhar…bikhre…huye…sabun…ke..tukdon…ko…batora…aur…phirr…ragdana
chalu…kiya…ki…pata…chala…ki…paani..ki…tunki…khaali…ho…gayi..
aur…kambhakt..aaj…hi.
“MCD”waalon…ko…paani…ki…supply…band…karni…thi
ab…poore…badan..parr..sabun..chipka..pada…tha
aur..paani…ka…”naamonishaan…”nahin…
ab… main..bechara..kya…karta..jab..kuchh…nahin…mila…to..
.dekha…ki…ek…baalti…main…
maille…kapde…bheege…huye…padde…the…
waha.thda…sa…paani…nazar…aaya…bass…
“ab…apne..muh…se…kaise…kahun”
“Melody…khao..khud…jaan…jao…”
fatafat…tyaar…hoke..apni..”fattfatti…”….nikali…aur..chall…diya…apni…manzil…ki…oor…
aise…lagg…raha..tha..jaise..ki..
kisi…bacche…ki…”try…cycle..”
parr…”ruyi…”ki…baddi…si..”gaanth…”
ladd..ke…le..ja…raha…ho…koi…
phillum..dekhne…ka..programme..phix…huya…tha…
intzaar…karte…karte….
intzaar…ki…intaha…hone…laggi.
parr…wo…na…aayi..
main…khade…khadde….kabhi…
“burger”…..to….kabhi….”coke”
kabhi…”garam…kutta…(hot…dog)
paadta…ja…raha..tha
ki…itne…main…ghanti…bajji..
dekha…to…mashooka..ka..phone…tha…
magar…yey…kya…?
mere…”hello”…bolne..se..pehle…hi…wo…baras.paddi..
main..apne..uss…”hero”..se…milne..aayi…thi…
na…ki…”jumbo..”size…ke..”gol…mattol….””gubaare..”se…
khabardaar…jo…mujhe…kabhi…phone…kiya..ya…
mujhse…milne…ki…koshish…bhi…ki…
“haathi…ke…bacche”…. ….
kabhi…apni..shaqqal…dekhi…hai…aayine…main..
main…chakraya…aur…”dhaddam…se…..neeche…
kisi…naram..si…cheez…pe….gira…
aur…”behosh…”ho…gaya…
hosh…main…aane..pe…pata…chal…ki.
main..”hospital…”pahunchane..ki…wajah..se…bacch…gaya…
lekin…jo…teen…”bhalle…manush…”…mere…neeche..dabb…gaye…the…,
unki..halat…kaafi…serious…hai…
sarr…sharam…ke…maare…
ooper…nahi….uthh..pa…raha…tha..
mann…hi..mann…maine…thann
liya…tha…ki…chahe…jaise…ho…mujhe…apna…”figure”… maintain..karna…hi…hoga…
socha..ki..”gym”join…karta…hun..kuchh…”daulle….shaulle”.. .banata…hun.
thoda…”piano”..shiyaano…thoda…”guitaar”…vitaar… seekhta…hun..
uss…”kambhakht…maari…”ke…”tewarr…jo…dheele….karne…the….”
bass…maine..kisi…top….ke…”gym”… ki…talash…main…
akhbaarain…”mangani…chalu…karr…di…magar…
jo…sala…samajh…main…fit…baithta…tha…
wo…koi…chaalees…kilometer…door…to…koi…
“.bayalees”…kilometer…door…
dinn…beet..te…jaa…rahe…the…lekin…koi…mann..marzi…ke
“maffik”…gym…nahin…mil..raha…tha…ki…ek…dinn…pata…chal…ki…apne..pados…main…hi…
ek…naya…”gym”… khull…gaya…hai…
ander…ki…baat…pata…chali…ki…sara…ka…sara..wahan…ka…intzaam…
“training..”se…lekarr…”masaj”…takk…sabb…”ladkiyun…”ke..haath…main….hai
dill…khushi…ke…maare…”fudakk…”raha…tha…
“kabhi…idhar…to…kabhi…udhar…”
“dinn…ka…chain…” aur… “raaton…ki…neend…” gayab…hone…lagi…thi…
seedha…apna…”purse…uthaya…aur…ja…pahuncha…”gym”…ke…ander…
reception…..pe…itni…pyaari…ladki…baithi..thi…ki…mann…main…khayal…aaya…ki…
purani… “maashooka…gayi…tel…lene…” ab…uska…kya…kaam…
fees….badi…tagdi…thi…magar..jabb…us…ladki…ne…pyaar…se…haath…pakad…kar…kaha
“hello”…to…yaar…”purse”…ki…kya…aukaat…ki…wo…noton…ko…pakad…ke..rakhh…pata…”
unhone…to…phisslana…tha…so…phissal..gaye..
“ab…apne…muh..se…kaise….kahun…?
ki…uss…ladki…ne…note…kahan…sambhaal…ke…rakhe…
“Melody…khao…khud…jaan…jao…”
ab…yaar…jabb…agle..dinn.. pahuncha…to………?
“ab…apne…muh…se…kaise…kahun…”ki…
kya…kya..huya…?mere…saath…
bina….”Melody…khaye….hi…jaan…jao….yaar…
“ab…aapko…pata…to…hai…hi…na…ki…zyada..
.”toffy….shoffy…”..khane…se…kya…hota…hai…..?